2.The “Ladies' Man” 猎艳高手
If you knew a Rebrand before their rebirth, you’ll probably have a hard
time identifying them come freshers week. A Rebrand rids itself of any
pre-university attributes; they start going by their middle name, dye their hair
and dress entirely differently.
4.The Cheapskate 小气鬼
5.The Wannabe Jocks/Cheerleaders 拉拉队员
Wide toothed grin, extended arm and shortening your name within minutes –
it can only be The Keeno.
7.The Disappearing Act
You’ll be thick as thieves with the Disappearing Act till the very end of
freshers fortnight and then, like a modern Cinderella (drunkenly misplaced shoe
and all) they'll vanish.
Mum in student form, they can be found scrubbing surface tops, making spag
bol or tucking worse-for-wear students into bed.
9.The Teacher's Pet
All work and no play gets Jack a first’ is the new and arguably improved
motto of the Teacher’s Pet.
10.The Small Town Kid
The Small Town Kid hails from a village with a population of just under 130
– the postman’s their uncle, the bus driver's their aunt and they’ve literally
dated every guy in town, not because they get around mind, but because there
were only six boys in their year.
11.The Single Sex Schooler
Symptoms of the Single Sex Schooler include heavy breathing, showing off
and loud fake laughter around the opposite sex.
12.The Blind Date
The Blind Date is like the Disappearing Act but in reverse- you don’t
actually see this guy until a solid three weeks into term.